Yes, that is a picture of me, albeit an older one - I wear much cooler glasses now - but look at my smouldering good looks. What a Cutey! This I.D. is about 11 years old, and has lead an interesting life. The black marks are from my old wallet, which loved my various cards so much it left nasty leather marks all over them. Note that there is no expiry date anywhere on it - this was a mistake on their part, since they were supposed to be dated. I used it to get into the College late at night to use the computers long after I graduated.

"ILTC" is short for "Illustration - Technical", which is the diploma I have. Although many people consider a B.A. to be the single most useless degree in existance, rest assured that mine is even more useless. Fortunately I am highly skilled and have no need of formal training. This is the excuse I tell myself for passing over the chance to go to University and chug kegs all night, and basically acting like a nimrod for four years. What a FOOL!